Makes Ronald McDonald look like an old-timey drug-pusher huh?
"Here kid, have some balloons. Come to my wigwam for some yummy food and play in the new 'play place'. I'll introduce you to engineered foods you never knew existed, like Chicken Nuggets with a bio-chemical, anti-foaming agent! Yum? Right?! Top that off with a diabetic coma from finishing an 'extra large' chocolate shake and a sweet, sweet cherry pie!"
Run little wampums, RUN!!!!!!!
What have we done? Save yourselves!!!!!
Health Test Dummy